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“I read this once and then the stock market plummeted – read along for Anarchy!” – Erato
“I’m so punk I didn’t bother reading but uh, it’s good I guess” – Punk Erato
Welcome to the back of the book! This is not a physical back of the book, but we’re going to take a little field trip into the land of IMAGINATION and visualize this summary as the back of the book. The book is mostly red and black and it is trade paperback, done in a limited and very expensive run. Got it? Great! Now, imagine you’re standing in a large chain bookstore holding this book. Yes. It has some stickers on it that are apparently from awards you’ve never heard of. It retails for about 39.99 and is just flying off the bloody shelves in every bookstore you’ve been to. You picked it up to peruse the back with passing interest because all of your friends recommend it. You were hesitant, because you saw that it was being made into a major motion picture starring Jack Black and you didn’t want to follow the hype.
Picture this. Picture it hard. Give me your psychic energy and make this a reality.
Anyway, you pick up the book and read this:
Poison of your Choice is a self-governing little band kept alive by crowd funding and a pocket full of dreams. Or they were, until their lead singer attacked Canadian Pop Idol Dustin Beaver on live tv. The event went viral, launching the bands career riiiight into the stratosphere.
“More fun than a six-pack and an acid tab”- Wallace
“Best thing since PBJs and demonic possession” – Erato
“It’s pretty okay sometimes I guess”- Wallace
“10/10 would print out and feed to the cat again” – Erato
“A whole new respect for body hair” – Gribby
“Completely hypoallergenic, may contain trace amounts of tentacle monsters” – Erato
“For every page you read one philosophy major is devoured by C’thulhu. Save the economy by binge reading today!” – Also Erato
“It’s okay, you can pretend you’re reading this ironically, we won’t tell #relatable” – Hipster Daily